TO ALL MEDIA OUTLETS:
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: From the office of Sweet Jazzy Cat
SUBJECT: Change and Hope
It has been brought to my attention that a lot of human people want change without even having a clue as to what the change will be. It is my hope that nothing will change in my life. I repeat...... I do not want any change. I have good servants and life is good. Please, no change. Cuffy is also in full agreement.